The Bait Bus – The Gay Bang Bus!

Hey guys, still recovering from the long weekend? Not to worry because the Bait Bus is here to help ease the pain. The bus took a detour this week as we decided to swing by the airport to see if we could find a suitable mark for Jamie. That’s where we found Riley Burk. He told us that he’s a rock musician and he was supposed to go to a gig but he got separated from his luggage. We took Riley’s mind off his troubles by asking to him to star in our reality show about tourism in Miami. We also told him he wouldn’t be able to find the word “gullible” in the dictionary. Carmen starts messing with Riley in the back of the bus and convinces him to take off his clothes and put on the blindfold. Jamie assumed the position and started giving Riley’s purple headed monster the once over with his mouth. Everything was cool until Riley caught on and got all up in Jamie’s face. He was so fucking pissed it almost wasn’t funny… almost. It took an offer of 5K for Riley to keep going and once he got into it, he ended up fucking Jamie like a rock star. So Riley lost his luggage and ended up fucking a guy in the back of a van. What else could possibly go wrong? How about being left stranded in the middle of nowhere with no luggage or anything? Sorry Riley but the Bait Bus is a one way ticket!