Evito is Taking the Wrong Bus!
May 21st, 2007
Another week goes by and we have another crazy Bait Bus episode for you guys. This isn’t just any old episode, more of a classic really. We were cruising around looking for our mark when we spotted Evito at the bus stop (of all places). He was due to be at work but his normal bus was nowhere to be found so we offered him a ride. Brandy isn’t the type of girl that will take no for an answer and it’s not like she ever has to. So Evito and Brandy hop in the back and start getting comfortable. Evito starts acting all macho and shit while Brandy plays the part of the eager beaver and takes her shirt off. She offered him a blowjob if he was willing to put on the blindfold and the guy fell for it hook, line and sinker. Brandy and Jamie make the old switcheroo and that’s where the fun begins. When Evito realizes he’s tickling Jamie’s tonsils with his cock, he went apeshit. We really don’t remember anyone flipping out this bad recently and it was hilarious even though Jamie’s life probably flashed before his eyes. Evito was yelling shit like, “What the fuck you son of a bitch mother fucker! This is bullshit!” all while he’s frantically trying to put his pants back on. Watch the trailer for that bit of comedy gold. After he settled down, Evito came around to our way of thinking. We told him we’d pay him for his troubles if he would fuck Jamie in the ass. He said no way at first but everyone has their price. Evito’s just happened to be four grand and the chance to be with Brandy for a few minutes. Evito rocked Jamie’s ass and more than kept up his end of our little deal. Too bad he had to settle for an IOU and a long walk to work!